BRADLEY ✴

[calamitish]

gimme meme or shitpost!

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[perfectpower]

[Yeah I fucking bet there's plenty of people who want to talk to him today.]

I'm surprised you're not busy today. Everyone seemed pissed off at you after trial.

[calamitish]

Oh, I have been. Why did you think I didn't teleport in? It's easier to just wait here.

[perfectpower]

Heh, not surprised. You sure put on a big act today.

[He sounds impressed by it.]

[calamitish]

Oh? I'm surprised you called it that.

[perfectpower]

Well what else could it be, with you goin' on about wanting everyone's emotions of despair and all. You sure do like to put on a show.

[calamitish]

Well it's entertainment sure, but most people usually call it "disgusting", "outrageous", a "war crime", and blah blah blah.

[perfectpower]

Well 'most people' are killjoys.

[calamitish]

That too. Is that why you're here? To tell me you approve?

[perfectpower]

Well I'm also here to complain about you not showing up for the kissing booth.

/2

[calamitish]

nm /3

[calamitish]

Seriously? One of the reasons Siffrin was voted off was because he wasn't taking the trial "seriously" enough.

[calamitish]

And I'm not losing my first kiss to a kissing booth!

[perfectpower]

[WAIT]

You haven't had your first kiss yet? Aren't you hundreds of years old?!

[calamitish]

Almost two thousand. I don't have an interest in those things. [ waving his hand like he's swatting away a fly. ]

[perfectpower]

Well even if you weren't lookin' for a kiss you coulda still stopped by. We had cookies.

[calamitish]

[ brad????

hes so ??? ]

You realize I'm not exactly everyone's favorite person, right? For good reason.

[perfectpower]

Well yeah, because most of the people here aren't witches or wizards.

...and Cain's still young so he's still thinking with a human mindset.

[calamitish]

[ that does get him to laugh. oh cain. ]

Is that what it is? Well, I think I'd ruin the party either way.

[perfectpower]

We could have our own party then. With cookies or whatever you do for a party.

[Since it sounds like Ish doesn't do what Brad does at parties.]

[calamitish]

Cookies? I do drink, you know.

[ he's not a baby!!! ]

Say I agree to this. What's in it for you? Or are you that social?

[perfectpower]

Let's go drinking then!

[ACTUAL BOOZE YES]

Is it wrong for me to wanna avoid the 'goody two-shoes' act I put on for a little bit? You don't get to be the Bandit King without killing and torturing people here and there.

[calamitish]

[ bradley oh my god. ish is laughing again. ]

Aren't you saving the world where you're from? And you're not going to get me drunk.

[perfectpower]

C'moooon, one drink won't get you drunk, right? I'll tell you about the whole 'saving the world' thing if you drink with me.

[calamitish]

You have a deal.

[ sticking out his tongue. ]

I was trying to say that you'd need more than one to get me drunk, by the way.

[perfectpower]

I'm not askin' for that much trouble, I know spells can go crazy with a drunk magic-user. One drink should be enough.

[They have a deal though, and he will wait for booze before talking about his secret past.]