BRADLEY ✴

[calamitish]

gimme meme or shitpost!

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[calamitish]

You have a deal.

[ sticking out his tongue. ]

I was trying to say that you'd need more than one to get me drunk, by the way.

[perfectpower]

I'm not askin' for that much trouble, I know spells can go crazy with a drunk magic-user. One drink should be enough.

[They have a deal though, and he will wait for booze before talking about his secret past.]

[calamitish]

What kind do you want?

[ he could summon anything, but he asks anyway. ]

[perfectpower]

[Immediately:]

Whiskey!

[calamitish]

[ he waves his hand and shortly thereafter, a bottle of whiskey appears in it. ]

You get the glasses since I brought the drink.

[perfectpower]

On it!

[He runs off and comes back shortly after, carrying two glasses. The glasses also have ice in them, from the kitchen.]

[calamitish]

[ wow look at him go.

ish is grinning when he returns. ]

Were you really missing brandy that much?

[perfectpower]

Sometimes it's about who you drink with as much as it is about the drink.

[calamitish]

And you're saying my company's worth that much?

[perfectpower]

I'm not trading stories just for booze, after all.

[calamitish]

Mmhmm. So you tell me about saving the world and I tell you—?

[perfectpower]

Your type.

[He keeps the act up for like two seconds before snickering.]

Just kiddin'. How about you tell me how you got a title like 'Witch of Ruin'? It's fancy.

[calamitish]

I'm glad to see I didn't even need to tell you "no" this time.

[ he did pull a face, but it was sadly not as flustered as when bradley talked about the kissing booth. ]

I can tell you that, but it's not that exciting. [ here, he'll pour before continuing. ]

How do titles come to be? Word of mouth, stories, whispers spoken from one ear to the next. The word Witch had already existed, someone evil who humans could blame for all their wrongs. Adding Ruin to it was just the next step. Witches were evil inherently, but the Witch of Ruin? Someone like that would bring about the downfall of an entire kingdom.

[perfectpower]

[Huh...that gives him something to chew on for a bit at least.]

Have you done that before then? Brought down an entire kingdom, I mean.

[calamitish]

Mostly! It's doing a good job of finishing itself off without my help.

[ but he wants to take a little credit here, evidently. ]

[perfectpower]

Musta just taken a few nudges to get it going then...But man, a title like "Witch of Ruin" is something. I wonder what my title would be...

[calamitish]

[ he laughs. ]

It's never too late to start!

[perfectpower]

Well I have to figure it out first! I'm already the Bandit King of the North, but "Witch of Bandits" doesn't sound like a proper title.