BRADLEY ✴

[calamitish]

gimme meme or shitpost!

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[calamitish]

[ from here. ]

Right here, right here. [ ish pops into existance right in front of the wizard. ]

Aren't you chipper? Are you a morning person or just used to pulling all nighters?

[perfectpower]

[There he is! Brad grins.]

Wakin' up early is for losers, but stayin' up all night's fine. You don't even sleep at all anyway do you?

[calamitish]

Right, right. But I guess that's what to be expected since you're a Wizard and I'm a Witch.

[perfectpower]

Truthfully there's not much of a difference between wizard and witch anyway. Just different words for the same thing.

[calamitish]

Oh I agree, but humans don't usually see it that way.

[perfectpower]

Pshhhh, when have humans ever known shit about magic? They'd as soon lock us up as they would listen to us.

[calamitish]

Lock us up? That's way too kind, or the humans you know are softies. The humans I know are all to eager to burn any Witch they find at the stake.

[ but he does agree, humans don't know anything about magic. ]

[perfectpower]

That's silly, fire don't even work on someone who knows magic.

[He's heard of it, but he never really thought it was true. Witches and wizards in his world can control their own body temperature to prevent overheating, so it's not much to expand that spell a little to prevent burns.]

But humans in my world at least found out about how promises work, and they try to use it to their favor. Buncha assholes, all of 'em.

[calamitish]

[ titling his head. ]

Promises?

Week 2, Saturday

[perfectpower]

[NOW IN THE RIGHT SPOT WHEEZE

Yeah he's going out to the grotto looking for Ish again.]

[calamitish]

Hello~.

[ ish is here when brad arrives, as he's definitely not the only one with a certain witch on his mind. ]

[perfectpower]

[Yeah I fucking bet there's plenty of people who want to talk to him today.]

I'm surprised you're not busy today. Everyone seemed pissed off at you after trial.

[calamitish]

Oh, I have been. Why did you think I didn't teleport in? It's easier to just wait here.

[perfectpower]

Heh, not surprised. You sure put on a big act today.

[He sounds impressed by it.]

[calamitish]

Oh? I'm surprised you called it that.

[perfectpower]

Well what else could it be, with you goin' on about wanting everyone's emotions of despair and all. You sure do like to put on a show.

[calamitish]

Well it's entertainment sure, but most people usually call it "disgusting", "outrageous", a "war crime", and blah blah blah.

Week 3, post-trial

[perfectpower]

[Time for Brad's weekly visit to the witch! He brings offerings this time. Offerings in the form of fried chicken that he made before coming here.]

That was a long night. Ready for breakfast?

[calamitish]

[ hello Bradley. ish grins and little when he sees him with the food. ]

I don't usually sleep, so I'm used to it!

[perfectpower]

Being used to it or not doesn't invalidate breakfast though.

[calamitish]

I don't need to eat either, but sure.

[ waving him inside to the table and chairs he has set up. ]

What did you think of the carnival?

[perfectpower]

Kinda difficult with two murders and the sidetracking from Chara. 6 outta 10, go back to one death next week.

[He deadass is giving a review while holding out the chicken for Ish to take.]

[calamitish]

That's not up to me. Did it bother you that Sabo's killer wasn't found?

[ he'll take a chicken wing very gingerly. ]

[perfectpower]

It bothers me less since we found a killer anyway. If someone innocent had died it would've bothered me more.

[Watching Ish...Brad wants to eat the chicken he made but no, he's letting Ish try it first.]

[calamitish]

In some ways, it's kinda lucky you only found one, huh? [ time to take the smallest nibble of chicken possible.

how is the chicken!!! i know nero is an amazing cook but no idea about brad. ]