BRADLEY ✴

[calamitish]

gimme meme or shitpost!

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[calamitish]

Almost two thousand. I don't have an interest in those things. [ waving his hand like he's swatting away a fly. ]

[perfectpower]

Well even if you weren't lookin' for a kiss you coulda still stopped by. We had cookies.

[calamitish]

[ brad????

hes so ??? ]

You realize I'm not exactly everyone's favorite person, right? For good reason.

[perfectpower]

Well yeah, because most of the people here aren't witches or wizards.

...and Cain's still young so he's still thinking with a human mindset.

[calamitish]

[ that does get him to laugh. oh cain. ]

Is that what it is? Well, I think I'd ruin the party either way.

[perfectpower]

We could have our own party then. With cookies or whatever you do for a party.

[Since it sounds like Ish doesn't do what Brad does at parties.]

[calamitish]

Cookies? I do drink, you know.

[ he's not a baby!!! ]

Say I agree to this. What's in it for you? Or are you that social?

[perfectpower]

Let's go drinking then!

[ACTUAL BOOZE YES]

Is it wrong for me to wanna avoid the 'goody two-shoes' act I put on for a little bit? You don't get to be the Bandit King without killing and torturing people here and there.

[calamitish]

[ bradley oh my god. ish is laughing again. ]

Aren't you saving the world where you're from? And you're not going to get me drunk.

[perfectpower]

C'moooon, one drink won't get you drunk, right? I'll tell you about the whole 'saving the world' thing if you drink with me.

[calamitish]

You have a deal.

[ sticking out his tongue. ]

I was trying to say that you'd need more than one to get me drunk, by the way.

[perfectpower]

I'm not askin' for that much trouble, I know spells can go crazy with a drunk magic-user. One drink should be enough.

[They have a deal though, and he will wait for booze before talking about his secret past.]

[calamitish]

What kind do you want?

[ he could summon anything, but he asks anyway. ]

[perfectpower]

[Immediately:]

Whiskey!

[calamitish]

[ he waves his hand and shortly thereafter, a bottle of whiskey appears in it. ]

You get the glasses since I brought the drink.

[perfectpower]

On it!

[He runs off and comes back shortly after, carrying two glasses. The glasses also have ice in them, from the kitchen.]

[calamitish]

[ wow look at him go.

ish is grinning when he returns. ]

Were you really missing brandy that much?

[perfectpower]

Sometimes it's about who you drink with as much as it is about the drink.

[calamitish]

And you're saying my company's worth that much?

[perfectpower]

I'm not trading stories just for booze, after all.

[calamitish]

Mmhmm. So you tell me about saving the world and I tell you—?

[perfectpower]

Your type.

[He keeps the act up for like two seconds before snickering.]

Just kiddin'. How about you tell me how you got a title like 'Witch of Ruin'? It's fancy.

[calamitish]

I'm glad to see I didn't even need to tell you "no" this time.

[ he did pull a face, but it was sadly not as flustered as when bradley talked about the kissing booth. ]

I can tell you that, but it's not that exciting. [ here, he'll pour before continuing. ]

How do titles come to be? Word of mouth, stories, whispers spoken from one ear to the next. The word Witch had already existed, someone evil who humans could blame for all their wrongs. Adding Ruin to it was just the next step. Witches were evil inherently, but the Witch of Ruin? Someone like that would bring about the downfall of an entire kingdom.

[perfectpower]

[Huh...that gives him something to chew on for a bit at least.]

Have you done that before then? Brought down an entire kingdom, I mean.

[calamitish]

Mostly! It's doing a good job of finishing itself off without my help.

[ but he wants to take a little credit here, evidently. ]