Oh!

( Pleased with the flourish, he gestures for Ish to bring himself and the lot with him - just over to a a particularly shady tree he's decided on. )

Let's say the winner gets to bite the other person somewhere reaaaally special.

( where is that, hwylryn (don't worry about it)

Hwylryn plops down, half sitting on his legs, half not, and pats his lap. )

Set all that next to me. And you put your head here!

( patpatpatpat!!!! where he lacks in professional experience(?) like ish has(?) he can make up with five star service :} )