Ahhh, there's a new plan. Harness the power of the absurdity of the human spine! I'm still not sure why they evolved that way across so many worlds, but the agony of back pain could be potent enough to power almost anything.

[ ish will take the actual chair, snatching an oyster and a cocktail fork (he will conjure one if one was not provided) plucking out the fresh shellfish. presumably there's also a lemon slice, so he'll busy himself with that while taking an almost suspiciously long time to respond to the second half of what's been said. ]

...and did it make you happy?